You should add me because:
1. I make kick ass Fettuccine Alfredo
2. I have a pug that produces music with me
3. I can almost time travel
4. I won four pine wood derbies in cub scouts
5. Nutter Butter owns Oreo
6. I don't have a third nut
7. I give people long helpful reviews
8. I give my toilets long stinky poos
9. I broke some girls face by kicking a door open (completely accidental) she shouldn't have been standing on the wrong side of a door when a human hurricane is coming through. (I said I was sorry)
10. I make songs about all the awesome things in life, like monkeys and waffles
11. Fozzy Bear recommends you favorite me
12. I post like 4 songs a week
13. I have the secret treasure map
14. I don't have one nut
15. I eat a bag of pretzels a day, because it keeps the doctor away
16. You would be able to listen to my music even faster!
17. Buddy the elf what's your favorite color?
18. I have seen the top of the mountain and it is good
19. Isn't it about time you got a new favorite?
20. I can do the sickest kick flip
21. Blackjack?
22. I can make you a theme song
23. Even MacGyver can't escape from me
24. My music is like eating someone's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti
25. Dr. Suess ain't got shit on me!
27. Fuck 26! this is 27!
28. I know way to much about ancient rome
29. I don't steal my music, finally someone who doesn't steal music!
30. 2+2=5 according to Radiohead, don't ask me how
31. Dr. Manhattan kills Rorschach, that's why Manhattan sucks!
32. Snape Kills Dumbledore
33. I can sleep to Spor, don't ask me how
34. I milked a 16 foot cow
35. I give homeless people exploding change
36. I give the homeless guy that plays bongos outside of Comerica park 5 bucks every time I see him
37. I can do a barrel roll
38. I help old people cross the street
39. I make insane posts like this one
40. Robin isn't a superhero, get over it
41. I think if you think MAC or PC suck you suck, it's a computer who cares Linux is better anyway
42. If I could have a power it would be the power to control time, because then I would be perfect
43. I can make songs in FL, Cubase, Acid, and Re-Birth
44. I never get pissed off, except for one fat people hit me in my back with mardi gras beads. Then I will kick your ass.
45. I would be nice of you
46. I would like it
47. Magical miny people will fly to your doorstep and sing you glorious carols of "Hello" by Lionel Richie
48. You will get someone to share your hatred for people that smell like Limburger cheese
49. Some of my music has been known to cure cancer and heal the blind
50. it would make a musician happy
Ertyguy
now when you say it would make a musician happy, are we talking a real musician like Beethoven, or just some hack?
And i highly doubt your abilities to perform a perfect barrel roll.
Marks-a-lot
Don't doubt my skills in barrel rolling, I make star fox look like Bryant Gumbel!