If any one is looking for the best riff of all time I found it, it was under my bed so I decided to put it up on new grounds. For some reason you guys haven't found yet because I haven't read any reviews that are like "OMG man, that riff at 2:10 in Who Touched My Monkey!? is soooooo sweet I felt like doing the no pants dance and pillaging all sorts of towns!" so go and listen to it while I actually do something destructive with my time.

Go my child to the song called
Who Touched My Monkey!?
located in my ever so convenient audio page.
the riff is at 2:10, now fly!