I feel like making a new post...Is there anything that can make this post have a point?
How do I get the horde fighter medal in portal defenders?

Check out the new art too! just just finished it up [4:53 AM 31/3/09] Look into my creepy eyes!

After a month off of making music and NG for the most part I am back on track running some new software and sporting (what feels like) a new comp. I am about to release two songs that I just made hot off the keyboard. One is Hang em High a high energy DnB song that was a great experience, and the other is It's Midnight A trance like song with better percussion and stuff (I wouldn't call it trance.) So I hope you enjoy them, and here is my NG playlist FTW. The people in here deserve nothing but respect.

Here Are My Top Picks
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- [BK] I'm Yours one of the best songs out there, and if you don't think so you are insane. listening to the quality and arrangements there are things that the untrained ear cannot even percieve.

- With Gun And Crucifix by Danman, this song blows my mind every time I hear it. I could fill this list with every danman song but i want to have some diversity. This guy will go far that is for sure. Why the HELL does this only have a 4.05!?

- Piano Echoes Mjattie your the man dude, that is one of the sickest piano progressions I have heard. keep it up and by all means feel free to dominate the world...

- Kindred by Zircon, I'm sure all of you know who this is but I am putting him up here anyway. its just really good...all over.

- Saturday Morning Funk sampled by YunVeroz, I wish every Saturday could be as funky and chill as this one.

- Coming Home by Reasoner, I think this guy is Ryan Farish in disguise. The ambiance and progressions in Reasoners songs consume me.

- Bellfucker's Lullaby, lets talk bells for a second. Bells are awesome, if you mix them together with Cycerin's song!

- The Wizard's Finale by Nubbinownz, I had a hard time just choosing one song, but I figured everyone already heard These Mistakes. This song like Nub, is pure magic in easy to swallow music form.

- Dulcinea, laid back drum and bass anyone? I thought so, well feel free to endulge in this "Think Break." Done like a pro ever since I found Peptotrippin it's like life my life just got so much simpler, there are those who can make music and those who can't, Pepto obviously can...

- Dark Tempest by IZK, my partner in crime! IZK, IZK, IZK...I just cant say it enough. This guy is going to be crazy in the upcoming future. Just don't act surprised when he is raking in the bucks and you are sitting on your couch. Oh! and be sure to check out our co-lab Beyond Twilight I may not have done all that much but it was definitely a great learning experience.

- Timeless, Frozen In Flame, Indksuyrie, and Almond Roca. Nothing wrong with a little self promotion right?

- [ 1 M 4 G 7 R G U Y ] by Kingbastard, this guy sure is king, king of compostition of sounds! The way sounds are layed out and produced in his tracks is just mind bottling, that's right I said it! MIND BOTTLING!

- Rise Of A New King by dukelukeprod, um yea...The only bad thing about this song is your pants get blown off every time! tighten up you belt for this one, or be prepared to feel the breeze!

- I Rule (Hyrule) by Reroomed, "My name is Link and I have a big dick."

- Infected Mainframes by Decepticon420, I just found this in my music reviewed and I like it a lot! Unfortunately I know nothing about the author or the song. I just know that the slow break is so good! so good that my everlasting gobstoppers dropped to the floor.

- The World by my good friend kaeo aka. Godknown, okay guys it's story time gather around. One day a long time ago in a galaxy known as my computer, I found a song. A song so powerful, so amazing that it could change the world. That song is this one, if you haven't heard it already tsk tsk, here you go, and your welcome! You are going to want to check this out too, Luna Vendo, it don't get much better than this folks!

- Sundance by TMM43, I don't listen to much trance but I have to say this song and that one song by the guy that made "runaway" are pretty imba. Anyways this song will cause severe flooding of the ear canals and mass orgasmic palpitations throughout your body so proceed with caution.

- Carte Blanche by Acren, another trance song, maybe I will but in one more on the list. But I mean c'mon progressive trance is where it's at! some dance tips from marks-a-lot: when dancing to this song you should do the "big ball/small ball" and maybe a bit of the " Chernobyl Child" just don't get to spaced out!

- I Don't Know What To Do by the famous Rig, I just stumbled across this DnB piece again and I must say it hits pretty hard. It hit me so hard that I have to schedule an appointment to the dentist's office because my mouth is all jacked up from this song.

- Space Pirates, They are everywhere...

- Finding Faith by Robot Lock, seriously, Listen to the break at 2:11 and tell me that isn't sick! sit.

- I'm A Raver by ZeRo-BaSs, *sigh I remember the days when Zero ran this site...Those were some good times! But no matter how long ago that was this song will always kick ass. That piano is THE piano, and for that I will eternally tip the hat to my hero...

- Sincere Serenity, now I know some of you might be saying, "Chris, why the hell didn't you put up "Don't Give A Damn" or one of the roses by Nemesis Theory?" And my answer is because this is oldschool Nemesis, and that my friends is how it is...

- Silver Memories (Kaburorne Remix) by Hania but remixed by Kaburorne, Everyone needs to get mushy every once and a while. So just be open to this one. I just love this song that's all there is, pure love for this song.

- Winter Sunset by cbasstn, I don't know why this never got big? it's real nice, maybe it's stolen? I hope not, because this song is so chill! The average chill listener, this is your song.

- Filtered Chaos by PXM, I don't know about this one either. This kid made this awesome song and then never made another good song. At least the last time I checked which was a long time ago so we'll see if he has gotten any better. I know there are some mastering problems but you have to admit this song is pretty sweet!

- Dance Breakz by Filter Slut and E-Lusion (E-Lusion is my cousin) has one of the sickest "think breaks" out there, and probably the best use of the think break on NG. There are some cut outs on the song because it is under copyright but its definitely worth the buy! (check out robodestructo and locked as well, KILLER STUFF)

- I Walk Away by DaGrahamCraka, ah! ladies and gentlemen without further Adieu the trance song that healed DaGrahamCraka's image in my eyes. This was that other song I was talking about earlier, I Walk Away = GG

So, much love to you guys and I hope you have fun with all the music presented to you!

I have gotten rid of all my vst's, FL, acid and such in an effort to re-organize my vst's and to increase the quality of my production. I am going to be using Cubase full time as soon as I can get it up and running. It may be a while before I get situated and re-acquainted with it. I might be uploading some older songs though in the meantime.

I hate to say it but I am leaving Newgrounds for along time. In the meantime enjoy whatever it is your doing and I hope I still have fans by the time I come back.

Here Are My Top Picks
--------------------------

- [BK] I'm Yours one of the best songs out there, and if you don't think so you are insane. listening to the quality and arrangements there are things that the untrained ear cannot even percieve.

- With Gun And Crucifix by Danman, this song blows my mind every time I hear it. I could fill this list with every danman song but i want to have some diversity. This guy will go far that is for sure. Why the HELL does this only have a 4.05!?

- Piano Echoes Mjattie your the man dude, that is one of the sickest piano progressions I have heard. keep it up and by all means feel free to dominate the world...

- Kindred by Zircon, I'm sure all of you know who this is but I am putting him up here anyway. its just really good...all over.

- Saturday Morning Funk sampled by YunVeroz, I wish every Saturday could be as funky and chill as this one.

- Coming Home by Reasoner, I think this guy is Ryan Farish in disguise. The ambiance and progressions in Reasoners songs consume me.

- Bellfucker's Lullaby, lets talk bells for a second. Bells are awesome, if you mix them together with Cycerin's song!

- The Wizard's Finale by Nubbinownz, I had a hard time just choosing one song, but I figured everyone already heard These Mistakes. This song like Nub, is pure magic in easy to swallow music form.

- Dulcinea, laid back drum and bass anyone? I thought so, well feel free to endulge in this "Think Break." Done like a pro ever since I found Peptotrippin it's like life my life just got so much simpler, there are those who can make music and those who can't, Pepto obviously can...

- Dark Tempest by IZK, my partner in crime! IZK, IZK, IZK...I just cant say it enough. This guy is going to be crazy in the upcoming future. Just don't act surprised when he is raking in the bucks and you are sitting on your couch. Oh! and be sure to check out our co-lab Beyond Twilight I may not have done all that much but it was definitely a great learning experience.

- Timeless, Frozen In Flame, Indksuyrie, and Almond Roca. Nothing wrong with a little self promotion right?

- [ 1 M 4 G 7 R G U Y ] by Kingbastard, this guy sure is king, king of compostition of sounds! The way sounds are layed out and produced in his tracks is just mind bottling, that's right I said it! MIND BOTTLING!

- Rise Of A New King by dukelukeprod, um yea...The only bad thing about this song is your pants get blown off every time! tighten up you belt for this one, or be prepared to feel the breeze!

- I Rule (Hyrule) by Reroomed, "My name is Link and I have a big dick."

- Infected Mainframes by Decepticon420, I just found this in my music reviewed and I like it a lot! Unfortunately I know nothing about the author or the song. I just know that the slow break is so good! so good that my everlasting gobstoppers dropped to the floor.

- The World by my good friend kaeo aka. Godknown, okay guys it's story time gather around. One day a long time ago in a galaxy known as my computer, I found a song. A song so powerful, so amazing that it could change the world. That song is this one, if you haven't heard it already tsk tsk, here you go, and your welcome! You are going to want to check this out too, Luna Vendo, it don't get much better than this folks!

- Sundance by TMM43, I don't listen to much trance but I have to say this song and that one song by the guy that made "runaway" are pretty imba. Anyways this song will cause severe flooding of the ear canals and mass orgasmic palpitations throughout your body so proceed with caution.

- Carte Blanche by Acren, another trance song, maybe I will but in one more on the list. But I mean c'mon progressive trance is where it's at! some dance tips from marks-a-lot: when dancing to this song you should do the "big ball/small ball" and maybe a bit of the " Chernobyl Child" just don't get to spaced out!

- I Don't Know What To Do by the famous Rig, I just stumbled across this DnB piece again and I must say it hits pretty hard. It hit me so hard that I have to schedule an appointment to the dentist's office because my mouth is all jacked up from this song.

- Space Pirates, They are everywhere...

- Finding Faith by Robot Lock, seriously, Listen to the break at 2:11 and tell me that isn't sick! sit.

- I'm A Raver by ZeRo-BaSs, *sigh I remember the days when Zero ran this site...Those were some good times! But no matter how long ago that was this song will always kick ass. That piano is THE piano, and for that I will eternally tip the hat to my hero...

- Sincere Serenity, now I know some of you might be saying, "Chris, why the hell didn't you put up "Don't Give A Damn" or one of the roses by Nemesis Theory?" And my answer is because this is oldschool Nemesis, and that my friends is how it is...

- Silver Memories (Kaburorne Remix) by Hania but remixed by Kaburorne, Everyone needs to get mushy every once and a while. So just be open to this one. I just love this song that's all there is, pure love for this song.

- Winter Sunset by cbasstn, I don't know why this never got big? it's real nice, maybe it's stolen? I hope not, because this song is so chill! The average chill listener, this is your song.

- Filtered Chaos by PXM, I don't know about this one either. This kid made this awesome song and then never made another good song. At least the last time I checked which was a long time ago so we'll see if he has gotten any better. I know there are some mastering problems but you have to admit this song is pretty sweet!

- Dance Breakz by Filter Slut and E-Lusion (E-Lusion is my cousin) has one of the sickest "think breaks" out there, and probably the best use of the think break on NG. There are some cut outs on the song because it is under copyright but its definitely worth the buy! (check out robodestructo and locked as well, KILLER STUFF)

- I Walk Away by DaGrahamCraka, ah! ladies and gentlemen without further Adieu the trance song that healed DaGrahamCraka's image in my eyes. This was that other song I was talking about earlier, I Walk Away = GG

Alright, This is the list for now. I will be adding songs to it as time goes on (I need something to do on NG now that I don't have anything to make music in :'() So it's always a pleasure Newgrounds, and I hope to return to making my music as soon as I can. I just thought of something, wouldn't it be awesome if NG had a Budweiser commercial? Like the "Here's to you casual newgrounds fan" where they sing and stuff...It was just an idea, someone should do a flash on that. Anyways back to my goodbye, GOODBYE-bye-by-by-by-by (echoes into eternity)

I have gotten rid of all my vst's, FL, acid and such in an effort to re-organize my vst's and to increase the quality of my production. I am going to be using Cubase full time as soon as I can get it up and running. It may be a while before I get situated and re-acquainted with it. I might be uploading some older songs though in the meantime.

I hate to say it but I am leaving Newgrounds for along time. In the meantime enjoy whatever it is your doing and I hope I still have fans by the time I come back.

New song, I was getting sick of making drum oriented songs so I put out a more melody oriented song. I guess you can call this a very far off type of trance. I hope you guys like it though. If their is anything you guys have to say, say it now or forever hold your peace. I'll say something that needs to be said...

Sweden is going to murder all competition in hockey for the next winter Olympics.

Here is the song though, Proposal 1: National Pants Day

1. Because Lando Calrission said it was okay, and he used to own the Millennium Falcon!

2. Because if Richard Simmons can do it, everyone else in the world can.

3. Because two Nutter Butters make a right!

4. Because it were actually "Two and A Half Men" People would watch it.

5. Because it's not a trap...IT'S A TRAP!!!

6. Because one waffle just won't cut it :'(

7. Because we all know that those Telletubies would slit our throat if we turned away.

8. Because we all know it was Mark Wahlberg on the grassy knole.

9. Because sometimes you have to kill a hooker, I'm sorry strawberry, but Kwame was the mayor!

10. Because penguins are really just waiting till we screw up, then they are going to enslave us.

11. Because we all know Dr. Brule can heal any type of sickness.

12. Because everyone has thought about punching snuggle, or kicking it.

13. Because if superman can one arm it with a bitch, you should at least be able to hoover.

14. Because the Red Wings are champions.

15. Because even Chuck Norris can't beat The Book of Impossible Sudoku.

16. Because we all know Mr Rogers had something going with Lambchop, RIP Lambchop...

17. Because Bernese had to take those low grade beaver tranquilizers, God Damn you Bernese!

18. Because the Grinch didn't steal Christmas, he only borrowed it.

19. Because 15 seconds of fame just isn't enough.

20. Because no one wants you to take off your pants, nobody!

21. Because all you have to do is a barrel roll, it's so easy, how else are you going to look awesome?

22. Because "the power of Christ compels you!" no joke Linda it really did...

23. Because it doesn't matter how fast you run, Mike Meyers will always catch you!

24. Because This is a tasty burger!® -Samuel L. Jackson-

25. Because we only wanted your hot girlfriend to come.

26. Because Kim Chee is the best in WCW/NWO Revenge for Nintendo 64.

27. Because 'E' is for pants.

28. Because life is a little old lady asking you for a 3.50, Nice try, Lochness Monster!

29. Because Mr Miyagi would make any class better.

30. Because if 2 wrongs did make a right the world would be a crazy place.

31. Because Boo Radley was a ninja, that's why no one saw him coming.

32. Because jogging in the ghetto of a Caribbean island is never a good idea.

33. Because "drugs are bad, mmkay" I'm sorry Mr Mackey but it's not working.

34. Because Mr Brown can moo can you?

35. Because there is a difference between listening and hearing.

36. Because zero bombers don't have souls.

37. Because step 1: collect underpants, step 2: , step 3: profit.

38. Because tricks are for kids you silly rabbit, you couldn't even hold a spoon anyway.

39. Because any person in the right mind would give that rabbit Trix, now that I think of it...

40. Because if you control the spice you control the universe, pass the salt please?

41. Because heat induces royalty, therefore the toast is king.

42. Because it's 29 two for 50!

43. Because I don't poop in my pants, I poop in my diapers silly!

44. Because Lucy lifted the ball again like the little hoe!

45. Because banana bread is the best kind of bread there is.

46. Because this shit is bananas B-A-N... wait wtf am I saying!?

47. Because THIS IS POLYPONESIA!

48. Do you want to fight!?

49. Because I'll fight you!

50. Because you can never have to many excuses.

You should add me because:

1. I make kick ass Fettuccine Alfredo
2. I have a pug that produces music with me
3. I can almost time travel
4. I won four pine wood derbies in cub scouts
5. Nutter Butter owns Oreo
6. I don't have a third nut
7. I give people long helpful reviews
8. I give my toilets long stinky poos
9. I broke some girls face by kicking a door open (completely accidental) she shouldn't have been standing on the wrong side of a door when a human hurricane is coming through. (I said I was sorry)
10. I make songs about all the awesome things in life, like monkeys and waffles
11. Fozzy Bear recommends you favorite me
12. I post like 4 songs a week
13. I have the secret treasure map
14. I don't have one nut
15. I eat a bag of pretzels a day, because it keeps the doctor away
16. You would be able to listen to my music even faster!
17. Buddy the elf what's your favorite color?
18. I have seen the top of the mountain and it is good
19. Isn't it about time you got a new favorite?
20. I can do the sickest kick flip
21. Blackjack?
22. I can make you a theme song
23. Even MacGyver can't escape from me
24. My music is like eating someone's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti
25. Dr. Suess ain't got shit on me!
27. Fuck 26! this is 27!
28. I know way to much about ancient rome
29. I don't steal my music, finally someone who doesn't steal music!
30. 2+2=5 according to Radiohead, don't ask me how
31. Dr. Manhattan kills Rorschach, that's why Manhattan sucks!
32. Snape Kills Dumbledore
33. I can sleep to Spor, don't ask me how
34. I milked a 16 foot cow
35. I give homeless people exploding change
36. I give the homeless guy that plays bongos outside of Comerica park 5 bucks every time I see him
37. I can do a barrel roll
38. I help old people cross the street
39. I make insane posts like this one
40. Robin isn't a superhero, get over it
41. I think if you think MAC or PC suck you suck, it's a computer who cares Linux is better anyway
42. If I could have a power it would be the power to control time, because then I would be perfect
43. I can make songs in FL, Cubase, Acid, and Re-Birth
44. I never get pissed off, except for one fat people hit me in my back with mardi gras beads. Then I will kick your ass.
45. I would be nice of you
46. I would like it
47. Magical miny people will fly to your doorstep and sing you glorious carols of "Hello" by Lionel Richie
48. You will get someone to share your hatred for people that smell like Limburger cheese
49. Some of my music has been known to cure cancer and heal the blind
50. it would make a musician happy

Okay, I have been thinking lately and some people have been telling me to put together an album so I am here now to officially announce that it is in the works! But I don't know how to release it...but this is what is going to be on the album regardless.

Tracks
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Positive Entries:

-Martin Van Buren
- Timeless
- Burn Out/Wind Up
- Frozen In Flame
- Pierce The Heavens
- Trip With Me (bonus track)
- BK's Quest (bonus track)
- How It Spins Remix (bonus Track)
- Any track with at least 1k views/dl's/votes
- And 1 or 2 new tracks (DnB/Breakbeat)

Possible Entries:

- When This World Falls Remix (Original)
- Stimulate My Senses
- Indksurie
- Helion Prime Remix (Original)
- I Against I (Remix)

So that's what it is looking like. I would like to put some new stuff on there too, stuff that I am just starting on. I am going to say 2 new songs on the album. I hope the remixes go well, I am terrible at going back and working on stuff. I guess I will just hope for the best on the remixes. I hope to have it out before the end of next month.

Any suggestions for the album title would be fun to hear and greatly appreciated. Here are some things that I thought up on my way back from class.

- Marks-a-lot Fights Oki The Giant Green Bear
- Feel The Burn! Work Those Thighs!
- On Time and Accounted For
- Sinusoidal Rampancy
- Prepare To Unhinge
- Full Spectrum
- ADSR
- Marks-a-lot (simple)
- One Ball Hank and The Pointy Nose Pimple Popper
- Loopin Louie
- Ganked!
- NG Cut (simple)
- My Freakish Fingers
- My Mind Was A Terrible Thing To Waste

okay that's enough, I made up like half of those just now lol.

So lately I haven't been "up to par" on my submissions so I thought I would just cut back and let my dog do all the writing. Yep I said it, my dog do all the writing. My dog Louie has been writing music for 13 years now and I thought I would let him get some of the spotlight for once. He has worked with artists such as Prodigy, Chemical Brothers, and other assorted artists. He is also known for his song "Block Control VIP" which he created with Noisia. In addition he has done various compositions with John Williams, Hans Zimmer, and Harry Gregson Williams.

Louie also helped me out with my songs "Timeless" and "When This World Falls" He is a genius in music which makes up for his actual mental retardation. Why would you shit on a duffel bag?!

Wasshup People!

I just put out a new song, I forgot what I called it but it's the newest one so check it out. Oh, "Beyond Dusk" that's what it is called. It's my voice in the track so sorry if you don't like it.

Another thing that I would like to say is that my cousin E-Lusion came to Newgrounds. He taught me everything I know so check him out.

E-Lusion, Dancebreakz is my favorite. We have some music that we are working on but nothing released yet.

I guess I will put a picture out again. this is my brother's halo 3 clan, Obliterate the Opposition (Like Cajete's song.) If you play Halo challenge his team. I think they placed 23rd in the world last season. Or you can always try out for his team.